
What cuties!
My wife and I never had a dog of our own before. Oh, there was one dog I had when I was a really little kid, too immature to be a responsible pet owner. The poor dog was neglected and became a wild animal on a leash, driven crazy by loneliness, fleas and neglect. I had decided that dogs weren’t my thing, even as my brother and sister grew up taking care of several dogs in their lives. Me? No time. I was too busy studying, working, traveling, moving around, trying to make a living.
So when my wife and I brought a puppy back from the pet store, I was determined to do it right this time. All my hitherto unknown fathering instincts kicked into high gear. Since we had just gone through a painful and unsuccessful attempt at adopting a child, Maxine the half-Golden Retriever, half-Husky inevitably turned into a surrogate baby for us. I bought a bunch of doggie training books. I began to watch Cesar Millan and all the other doggie training shows on TV. I asked my brother and sister for advice. When the vet noticed some problem with Maxine our puppy, we blamed each other for being too lenient or too strict. Too porky? That’s my wife feeding her junk food! Too noisy? Maybe I’m trying to be too strict on her too fast.
Because I taught several online classes for Leeward Community College, my schedule allows me to spend more time at home during the week. So I ended up spending a lot of time trying to see if what I read in the dog books really worked.
I began a regime for my little Lassie-to-be: I laid 2×4 pieces of wood on the ground, put a skinny pink leash on her and ran around with her, coaxing her to jump over the flat wood, like a baby high jumper. I’m not sure she liked that.
I tried to get her housebroken as soon as possible, but she kept pooping outside of our puppy pads for some reason. I was discussing the problem with my wife, Gay, one day, when the light bulb finally went off in my head.
“I don’t understand it,” I was telling Gay. We’re doing what the vet and the books say, and she should be understanding that the puppy pads are where she makes shishi and poopy but…she’s still pooping and making shishi under our dining table. I can’t figure it out. The book say that dogs have an instinctive reaction to smelling grass and will eventually learn to poop outside because of the smell of grass…” Then I stopped.
We both looked at each other and then at the dining room table. Right under it was a nice, Japanesey-looking goza reed mat. Grass smell? Well, duh!
We threw out the urine-stained mat that day and she didn’t poop or urinate under the table anymore. It was OUR mistake, not hers. Maxine was just operating on instinct. And her instinct kicked in because the reed mats smelled like grass! Talk about a “duh!” moment. There were many such moments as we learned to raise our own dog.
I also had a “duh” moment when I realized that all the book-learning in the world doesn’t make up for actually working with a unique, individual puppy. Cesar Millan may work wonders on TV, but there’s no guarantee that he and all the other puppy masters I was reading about had surefire answers for what made Maxine do what she does.
All the books said that dogs should like crating. A kennel or cage would remind the dog of a tunnel or small space, where wild dogs like to live, feeling safe. We bought an expensive cage. The first night we brought her from the pet store, she cried and cried and pooped all over the crate in fear and loathing. I had to leave the cage door open and lie down next to the cage in the living room before she would fall asleep. So out went the expensive cage to storage in the garage.
So the books were wrong.
But on the other hand, we’d come home from work…and where was Maxine? We’d find her yawning, trotting out to see us from sleeping in a cramped corner in the hallway closet, behind the laundry basket. Or under the shadow of the dining room table. She made her own niches and small spaces. So the books weren’t necessarily wrong, but in the case of Maxine, we had to interpret what “small enclosed space” meant to her.
Then there was the problem of her digging. When I worked on my projects on my computer, I would let Maxine out in the yard where she would play by herself. One morning, after a hard downpour the night before, I heard he tapping her paw against the screen door. She had a grin from one end of her face to another, as if to say, “Hey, Daddy, you gotta see what fun I’m having!!!”
Her snout was brown with wet mud. Her front paws were covered in mud up to her chest. She had found the downspout of a gutter on the side of the house where the water drained, and went berserk digging a hole in the soft mud. “What the–????!!!!”
I grabbed her and dumped her in the shower. Maxine hates taking a bath. I gave her a bath and scrubbed away all the mud before my wife came home.
I wondered what we would need to do if it became a habit. I put bigger rocks under the downspout. The next time it rained, the bigger rocks didn’t stop her from tapping at the screen door, another grin on her face, proud to show Papa that she had dug a hole in the mud almost as deep as her little puppy body.
“What? Again??!!!” I grabbed her again, she had the same “Hey, what’s going on?” look, and I stuck her in the shower and gave her another bath. Again. And again. Three times in one week. She hated it.
I worried about having to do something more drastic, like pouring concrete under the drainspout, or something. But Maxine proved to be a learning animal, in her own way. She stopped digging in the mud. Somehow, she learned to equate digging in the mud (fun!) with taking a bath (not fun!), and realized the way to avoid too many baths was to NOT dig. End of problem. Smart dog.
Then there was the bedroom thing. A lot of dog books recommend that you don’t let the dog sleep in the bedroom. They need to learn boundaries. I thought I needed my privacy. So although she was a housedog, I would close the door to our bedroom and go to sleep. Every morning I would open the door and there she would be, lying right next to the door, a forlorn, lonely look on her face. That went on for a couple of weeks. Then one night, I was awakened by a scratch-scratch-scratching sound. I got up to investigate. I walked into the hallway. There was Maxine, looking sad and lonely, and around her were chunks of paint peeled off from the hallway wall. Apparently, she had gotten bored trying to sleep in the hallway by herself, and she noticed a little spot where the paint was starting to peel. She pulled on it with her mouth, it came off, so she pulled on a bigger chunk.
I woke Gay up to point out the problem Maxine had created.
“Look, look what YOUR dog did!” I said.
Gay, the nurturer of the two of us, replied, “Well, the poor thing is LONELY! She didn’t have anything to do so if you had covered up that puka like you said you would two weeks ago, this wouldn’t have happened!”
“So it’s MY fault?” I said.
“Well, you shouldn’t blame Maxine, the poor thing. She was just bored and lonely!”
I sighed. Okay. No sense getting mad at the dog. I spent the middle of the night covering up the hole with spackle and then went back to bed, frustrated that my wife had taken the dog’s side.
But the next night, I left the bedroom door open. I put a little gate in front, but Maxine could see us and not feel so lonely. Then a few days later, I removed the gate. Maxine shyly crept in, then lay down at the foot of the bed, quietly contented. She proved not to be a problem at all. If she was out in the yard at night, we’d call her in and she’d happily run in, and when we turned off the living room lights and said, “Time for nene, Maxine, she quickly trotted to the bedroom and plopped down near my wife’s side of the bed. She was happy being a dog, sleeping literally at the foot of her masters. Now we were sleeping together like a pack, or an intraspecies family.
One of the things I was worried about was that she would make a poop or shishi in the bedroom and I’d step on it. That wasn’t the case. Somehow she figured out that in order to stay with us, she couldn’t do that. So somehow she learned to tap her paw on my side of the bed when she wanted to go outside to do her thing in the middle of the night. And it was always my side. Maybe she quickly realized that my wife slept like a log, so it was no use trying to wake her, whereas my fear of stepping on poopie got me up to open the outside door for her even if I was dog-tired from work. Yep, as my wife said, she got ME trained pretty good.
One of the things I knew had be a good idea was Cesar Millan’s recommendation that a well-exercised dog is a happy dog. I wanted to walk Maxine as soon as possible. I couldn’t take her very far when she was a puppy because she didn’t have all her vaccination shots yet, but I could put a skinny pink leash on her and walk her up and down the dead-end street where we lived. Like a proud parent pushing a baby carriage, I encouraged Maxine, who was scared at first at the big wide world, to venture into the street beyond our front yard.
That’s how I got to meet my neighbors. Gay and I had been living on the street for close to two years by then, but never really knew our neighbors very well.
But with Maxine in tow, many of the neighbors with dogs began to talk to us, now that we had something in common. Jean, who had a nearly blind old dog, warned us not to take Maxine too far out. Kaneohe used to be full of cow pastures, and there are deadly animal viruses in the ground, she intoned. Wait until she gets all her shots. Linda and Howard, who owned a beagle, shared advice and doggie rearing stories. Lynne and Wayne, who have two Australian Border Collies, told us about where they took their dogs for puppy training.
Robyn’s kids loved petting Maxine. The littlest boy, Sam, fell in love with Maxine. Sam would come to our gate and ask to pet Maxine, and when his older brothers called him home for dinner, he would say goodbye to our dog and kiss her on the snout before running off to eat, and he would beg and beg his parents for a dog of his own “just like Maxine.”
Another neighbor, Ron, was clipping a hedge, a beer on the ground, when we ambled up to him. He petted Maxine, then said, “Oh yeah, nothing like a dog, yeah? I used to have a dog. Sometimes, I used to be so piss off from work, I would just tell him, ‘Okay, we go driving.’ He would jump in my truck and we would drive out to a beach, then we sit on da beach, me and him, and then we just drive back. No need talk. The dog understands your problems.”
Once, I walked Maxine across the street to a retired neighbor who was being visited by his grandchildren. The gruff old local guy petted Maxine and said, “Yeah, nothing like a dog, yeah?”
I didn’t know he had a dog. Yep, he said. He used to have one.
“Gee, why don’t you get another one?” I asked.
“Too hard,” he said. “When my dog died, was too hard. Cannot handle yet,” he said. I didn’t understand him then. What’s so hard about a dog dying? Now I understand. Middle-aged Japanese guys like us who have a hard time expressing their emotions can get really attached to a dog, who will accept and understand you for what you are.
We finally got to know our neighbors through Maxine, and the neighborhood finally began to feel like a neighborhood.
As Maxine shot up in size, we ventured further out from our cul-de-sac. Then she got the last of her puppy vaccinations. The veterinarian said I could now take her to puppy school and take her walking wherever I wanted. Off we went, walking all over the place. I would put her in the car and we’d go off to walk around shopping centers, parks, beaches. I tried to take her walking every day.
I was taking my responsibilities as a dog owner seriously, and I thought, we gotta do The Walk, as Cesar Millan said. Walk the dog. Play with the dog, exercise the dog, and then train the dog. Be a responsible dog owner. Give your dog a good life…
In August, just before my school semester starts and I head back to teach new classes, I see my doctor for my annual checkup and bloodwork. The tests usually have the same results. We go over the charts and we see that my medication for my high blood pressure is holding steady. It’s not good, but my cholesterol and blood pressure is holding steady. I tried to keep it that way by watching my diet and exercising at the Nuuanu YMCA and in martial arts, but it just barely held steady for many years, a bit uncomfortably on the high side.
But that year’s checkup was different.
The doctor looked at the results of the bloodwork and checked and rechecked my blood pressure.
“Is something wrong?” I asked.
She shook her head. “No, something’s RIGHT. What have you been doing lately? Your blood pressure is way down, and your bad cholesterol levels have dropped. Have you changed anything in your life this past year?”
I said, no. I’ve been doing all the same things I’ve been doing for years; working out, doing yard work, trying to eat well…Then another “duh!” moment hit me. We got a dog almost a year ago, I said.
The doctor nodded. “Well, I guess that did it! Whatever you’re doing with the dog, it’s done something that nothing else could do, like your diet, medications or exercises. So keep on doing it. And I think we can even lower some of your medication!”
Wow. I thought, when we brought Maxine home, we were going to give her a good life and she would be grateful. In actuality, Maxine gave ME a good life, and raised my own quality of life, just by walking her and having her around. Maxine the Wonderdog saved my life!